I want a friendship like this one.
An interactive visualization of running jokes in Arrested Development.
This is amazing.
People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.
I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.
A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?
It is a big deal because i’m a transman.
It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.
Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.
At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.
At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.
TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
I thought I was the only one
Official cover of the last ASoIaF book.
Happy Mother’s Day to Lucille and to all moms out there!
“I have come to have sex with your Earth women.”
Jeff has lent me his credit chit on the condition that I enjoy myself and, quote,
i wish there was an easter egg in the citadel dlc in which we can follow EDI around during her attempts to unlock the secrets to ‘living it up’ and being ‘like a girly girl’
basically i can assume she would approach various races on the presidium and inquire after their sex, their gender, and their plans for the day, whether they ‘live it up’ or ‘live it down’ or ‘live it in the middle’ and if they are a ‘girly girl’ or perhaps a ‘girly man’ or a ‘girly krogan’ and there are some incidents which she neatly sidesteps, but they are close calls
after that, she decides to observe from a distance without her presence affecting the results of her study, which could seriously impact on the resultant data
upon following a particular elcor, she purchases, ‘girlishly: naughty edible undergarments for little, hungry lover’
while following a gaggle of hanar, ‘this one requires a makeover. credits are no object.’
then, with two brushes stuck in her hair and weird makeup dripping off her metallic derma, she purchases several issues of cosmos magazine, shoes that appear also to double as violent weapons, and several ugly handbags that nonetheless are ‘in vorcha vogue’
‘i have purchased erotic footwear for us, jeff,’ she says upon her return. ‘they are practical in the sense that they can puncture skin and blind enemies!’
living it up
like a girly girl
i’m fucking dying