I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
Oh really
From his Twitter:
i was online and on twitter as he posted these and my brain cannot even omg.
i have mad respect for him though, to just tell it like it is.
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
some peeps were talking borra babies so this is how i imagine a new-dad bolin
Why can’t I stop laughing?
OMG
oh my GOD
SHE’S BEAUTIFUL
yes
SHE CAME OUT OF YOU
“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”



